The Pell City Player’s present “Southern Hospitality,” a hilarious, family-friendly show coming soon to the Pell City Center for Education and the Performing Arts (CEPA).

In this production, the Futrelle Sisters are in trouble again. This time, the problem is bigger than ever: Their beloved hometown, Fayro, Texas, is in danger of disappearing, and it's up to the sisters to save it from extinction.

The Futrelle Sisters are in trouble again. This time, the problem is bigger than ever: Their beloved hometown, Fayro, Texas, is in danger of disappearing, and it's up to the sisters to save it from extinction.

Ever since the Super SmartMart and the rendering plant closed, folks have been leaving Fayro in droves, but sister Honey Raye, with a major assist from her former nemesis, Geneva Musgrave, has come up with a possible solution. It seems a salsa manufacturing factory is looking to relocate, and a company representative is headed to Fayro on a scouting mission.

Honey Raye, as the president of the Chamber of Commerce, makes promises that are not to be believed in order to woo the rep to choose Fayro. In fact, Honey Raye has told them that on the very weekend of the rep's visit, the town just happens to be having their biggest celebration of the year: "Fayro Days," which includes a craft show, a pet costume parade, a beauty pageant and a huge Civil War battle reenactment.

So now it's up to the citizens of Fayro to quickly make her promises a reality. The biggest hurdle to impressing the salsa representative is staging a Civil War battle reenactment with only 15 participants. Added to this is the dilemma of sister Twink being so desperate to get married that she's practically dragging the unwilling groom, Deputy John Curtis Buntner, to the altar.

But this pales next to the financial problems the preacher and his wife are having — unless you don't consider gambling away your mobile home a problem. Sister Frankie, however, seems to have it worst of all, what with her husband, Dub, going through a major midlife crisis at the same time her 5-year-old twins are literally tearing up the town. And unfortunately for all of them, the "meanest woman in 12 counties," Dub's wicked, old Aunt Iney, is on her way for a visit.

Iney's arrival in Fayro is definitely cause for alarm for the sisters; but it's nothing compared to their panic when the old girl drops dead in the Dubberly home just before the salsa rep shows up. But how the Futrelle sisters and the other citizens of Fayro, including sweet, simple Raynerd Chisum, pull together and save their town is a testament to Southern strength and ingenuity — and a recipe for total hilarity.

The show begins Thursday, April 30 at 7 p.m. It continues through the weekend with shows May 1-2 at 7 p.m. and May 3 at 2 p.m. Tickets are $22.50 for adults and $15 for seniors, adults, students and children under 8. Group rates are available for parties over 10.

– Submitted by the Pell City Players

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